Stoner Boner 

a non-sexual fetish for what turns you on when you're high

I heard John has such a stoner boner for going to class high.

You know what would give me a total stoner boner? Taking the body of Christ while high.

Stoner Boner by stonerbonerthefirst December 6, 2023

420%er Stoner

They are the 420% who exist in the universe who habitually consumes CANNABIS WEED
🔥Stoney Vibes Man💨

I BLAZE🔥 everyday so I am a GENUINE 420%er STONER!

420%er Stoner by ClassicRonnie April 6, 2019

shawnee stoner 

True meaning of "bad bitch".

"Wow, that girl is acting like a Shawnee Stoner."

shawnee stoner by modelmotogirl1 June 1, 2016

lonely stoner

one who has or tends to smoke weed by themselves; someone who is always high on their own

"she went out to spark a bowl but didn't invite any of us"
"obviously, she's a lonely stoner!"

lonely stoner by bong beauty :* January 28, 2014

Functional Stoner 

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

second hand stoner 

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.

person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.

second hand stoner by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007

Loner Stoner 

A person that smokes cannabis alone because he/she prefers it.

I'll chill with who ever wants to blaze but smoking by yourself and being a loner stoner is the best and conservers YOUR weed from niggas.

Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!

Loner Stoner by enigmaenigmaenigma July 29, 2010