Islamic States of Afro-Mexico

The land formerly known as "United States of America".

Tyrone: "Yooo nigguh remember USA where we had sailfoams, fried chicken, and colt 45's n shieet?"
Jose: "Yee homes, I used to put fried chicken on my tacos nomsayin"
Mohammad: "Do not discuss infidel idols of the past!! We are now the Islamic States of Afro-Mexico. Now point your ass to Meccah or I will keel you!!"

by EroticOnion23 February 8, 2024

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United Statesing

When you colonize a country and fill it with your people to show how powerful you are, but that country ends up becoming more powerful than you are.

British Empire: I will colonize North America and show how powerful my empire is.
George Washington: Fancing some United Statesing. Hold my musket.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 5, 2024

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United States Ass Sacking

An expression in the Turkey woods when a hunter or hunting partners harvest two or more turkeys in a single day.

I’ll say ol buddy, today was a United States Ass Sacking!

It’s been a rough go as of late. Sure would be great to have a good ol United States Ass Sacking today.

by Fannie’s Beaver Pelt May 11, 2024

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Oliver Stakes

An Oliver Stakes is often blonde and sometimes referred to as macca pacca

Some Olivers are mistaken for lemons

That Oliver get no bitches

Oliver stakes is queer

by KotaClub May 11, 2024

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United States of AIPAC

A satire derivative of "United States of America" hinting to how the U.S.A. is being controlled and "occupied" by the American Israeli Public Affairs Committee lobby via "donating" to congressmen in order to serve Israel's interests.

-Did you know that speaker of the house, Mike Johnson, is in bed with AIPAC?
-Lol...it's the United States of AIPAC at this point...

by Cpt.Sus May 11, 2024

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