text sense

The ability to walk along the street whilst writing a text and avoid all oncoming traffic without looking up from your phone.

Dave: "Did you see the way that girl just changed direction without looking up from her phone, she was on a serious collision course with a pram"
Jon " yeah, she must have text sense"

by 2ace November 29, 2011

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butthole sensei

a master of the butthole, you can call on him to train you in the ways of the butthole, to give you control of your farts and change the sound and smell they make.

After my sessions with the butthole sensei, I became a master of my farts.

by putridbeast February 21, 2015

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What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

by QuacksO August 18, 2016

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