sarkozy

Noun: A minor, benign, self-limiting skin condition of unknown origin (such as a rash, spot or small area of discoloration) that either clears up on its own without treatment, or remains there harmlessly for up to many years.
Plural form: sarkozies

A pseudo-diminutive form of "sarcoma." Named in honor of France's current president, Nicolas Sarkozy.

Example 1:

Nate: "Hey, Bob, you'd better get that spot on your arm checked. It could be something serious."

Bob: "Nah, it's nothin'. The doc said it was nothin' to worry about; it's just a sarkozy. It'll clear up on it's own in a few days.

Example 2:
"The Doctor told me: 'Just about everybody, if they check themselves over carefully, will have some skin thing that could look like it might be serious. Usually, though, those are just sarkozies.'"

by Jherek August 19, 2010

Mud Shark

A caucasian person who will only date or sleep with a person of color.

Dude #1: I think Suzanne is cute do you think we could hook up?

Dude #2: No, you're white and she is a Mud Shark!

by Init Tho March 3, 2008

brown shark

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.

I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.

by camel toe February 21, 2003

Party Shark

A person being crowd surfed while holding a cardboard shark fin in between their butt cheeks. The privelage is usually extended to someone who did something extraordinary throughout the week.

Although only the one holding the shark fin between their butt cheeks and being crowd surfed is the Party Shark, the entire crowd participating are Party Sharking

1: Congratz on getting your masters degree in Rocket Science, your going to be the Party Shark tonight.

2: Awesome, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.

by JDigglesby September 30, 2009

Shark Bite

An extremely painful skateboarding injury where the edge or point of your tail/nose stabs into your ankle(s). Increases in pain and severity the more razor tailed your nose or tail becomes.

Gnarly dude A: Damn dude, check out the shark bite George got from that bail on the Blunt Fakie from yesterday.

*Shows Gnarly dude B picture on phone*

Gnarly dude B: Fuck eh? That shit looks infected, yo. Them shits may require amputation...

by bewbays July 15, 2017

loan shark

A shark is obviously something that has the capacity to bite you in the ass. A loan shark is someone who will lend you money, assumming you will pay him/her back in a rediciously large amount of intrest. (You borrow $3000, and owe him $300 a month for 2 years)

damnit! I can't get out of this gayass house cause some loan shark is eating up all my money.

by Rob the magical mushroom. July 15, 2004

Mud Shark Hunter

People who go out and make fun of mud sharks whenever they see them.

I am a true mud shark hunter. I spotted that white bitch with that nigger as soon as they walked in the door.

by The Shark Hunter May 31, 2009