Spaghetti Demon

Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"

Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?

by Eric The Philosopher May 24, 2017

Spaghetti

When you eat out a girl on her period while she has a tampon in her vagina.

Hey honey you want spaghetti for dinner tonight.

by Pussy whipper69 June 1, 2017

eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.

Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!

by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017

blue spaghetti

What one calls an old Instagram account

Jake's blue spaghetti is trash yo !

by Qjcoahelf June 22, 2017

corn spaghetti

Putting a soft dick in a shitty ass hole

I’m sorry I didn’t last so long. I had corn spaghetti for the rest of the time.

by Hotmuffin6969 November 15, 2017

Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth

Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.

by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018

neon spaghetti

A minimum of 6"2' male who wears brightly colored clothing and has a penis the length down to his kneecap.

Wow! We hooked up last night and he had a real neon spaghetti.

by CoAsArKa November 29, 2017