Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

Souted

Scottish term for when shit-faced, making multiple typos, but attempting to act sober when on an online forum
Amalgamation of Shit-Faced and Outed.

xxx wrote 'AH DONT GIVfck hes DILDO'
yyy wrote 'You pished'?
xxx wrote 'nAW SObre'

yyy wrote 'SOUTED'

by FannybawsFaeBrillyunt October 20, 2010

slutered

pronounced, slute-er-d

derived from the swedish word, slut, which means to stop or finished.

to be slutered is to be absolutely wasted/stoned. physically and mentally unable to function in a social environment

shit man that last splif was strong. I'm totally slutered

by eyeheartattack May 25, 2011

soudered

1. unable to move due to the heavy weight of excessive drinking the night before

I was soudered this morning.

by sagehrad September 27, 2011

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

by Byond86 October 16, 2012

southern lollipop

The term used for a container of bourbon or whiskey that is smuggled up the ass of a bootlegger in certain parts rural Alaska where alcohol is illegal.

We caught some bootleggers from Fairbanks in a raid last night, one of them had a Southern lollipop, and it broke!

by Baron Von Poophausen December 29, 2012

southern wine

Grape juice and vodka. Created at Georgia Southern University, it is guaranteed to get her in bed.

I made her a southern wine, and she took her pants off in two minutes.

by GATA May 18, 2014