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snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.
"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."
by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014
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Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.
My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.
by CoCo25 January 16, 2010
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Snatch Gobbler

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.
by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011
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snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.
She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!
by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003
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Bluegrass Snatch

The name for a Kentucky woman's vagina of superior quality.
On Vacation: "Hey fellas, do you want some of this Bluegrass Snatch?"
by Bluegrass Snatch May 6, 2011
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grannie snatch

That dude was totally grannie snatching at closing time. Or That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she wanted to get grannie snatched for sure!
by Gregs Web November 30, 2015
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Statch Snatch

A derogatory term for a young Male or Female(in this case female) that is below the legal age of 18 but looks, acts, and dresses much older and is desireable to men who ARE older; a fine piece of ass that is just drastically too young for someone my age (example: 16 yearold female- 22 yearold male)
Dude that girl Allyson, she is a fine piece of statch snatch.
If I wasn't 21 I would so go after that statch snatch.
by Michael Silvia October 5, 2007
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