Someone who takes an ungodly amount of time to understand something
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
or, occasionally used to describe someone who is incapable of comprehending anything.
"I tried to teach my stupid Aunt Helen how to use her smart phone, but she is such a slow cooker."
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
"The sow cooker driving behind me had their high beams on. I had to flickered my car lights about twenty times before the slow cooker realized why that they left their high beams on.
by Sue doe name July 11, 2022

Original waiting for definition Tic tok : Was written as. Waiting around for everyone to go on a go slow.
by Craftbeerand73 October 31, 2020

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.
by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Someone that thinks they are fast but has no actual back up for it. Sloth like speed, Snail like skills
Even tho years had gone by, kevin still managed to be slow at the same track he’s been to 100 times. Not only was his car slow but so was his comprehension of not getting faster anytime soon.
by Slow poke Kevin November 10, 2021

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.
by Tenngage September 25, 2023

by Meyrl March 28, 2021
