Sloppy Patty

When a dog shits so you pick up the shit and slap it back on the dogs arse

I’ma sloppy patty the shit outta that dog

by Meaningsdefinitions September 29, 2018

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018

Slippy Wank

A super special wank where the lady oils her hands up and slowly wanks off her lucky fella to a huge jizz explosion

Kate thought she would spoil Danny by oiling up for a nice slow saturday night slippy wank. Jizz got EVERYWHERE.

by Misskittybubble December 2, 2018

Sloppy Joe Stacker

A gay orgy

Guy: I sure am sore after that sloppy joe stacker last night

by Pemis February 27, 2019

Sloppy Gyro

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

slapping the scallop

Another term for female masturbation.

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself

by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020

Sloppy Jacuzzi

when your girlfriend or significant other let’s you cum into their mouth, afterwards they start gargling the cum with their mouth open and head tilted back, then you proceed to dip your balls into their gargling maw of cum.

man i’ll tell you, Mrs. Peterson gave me the best sloppy jacuzzi after class.

by Pyro slavetype July 10, 2020