Mannheim Steamroller

Originating in America, a Mannheim Steamroller is a sexual act that presents itself as having German roots. This act can be between a man and a woman or, in some cases, two men. The receiving partner first defecates while neglecting to wipe. After that, the man initiates anal sex, using the fresh poo as lubrication. As the grand finale approaches, the man pulls out and "rolls" his member on the upper lip region, leaving a streak of poo and semen, slightly resembling Hitler's mustache.

Man: during the holiday season, I love to give my girlfriend the gift of Mannheim Steamroller.

Friend: you mean that lame musical group?!?

Man: hell no! I mean THE Mannheim Steamroller - the single greatest sexual act in the whole wide world!

by ColfaxSteamer December 20, 2009

cleaveland steamer

The act or acts of defecating on your sexual partner's chest. In particular, the feces should be projected to dump starting on the partners belly slowly steaming your way up the chest and into his/her mouth.

The bitch said she wanted to get freaky so I laid a cleaveland steamer on her.

by Raw Doggie September 15, 2003

Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.

"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.

by John Trian July 27, 2006

steam

a useless program that gets in your way of playing CS, wastes your time, and does absolutely nothing.

what the fuck does steam do?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

spartanburg steamer.

To have your face covered in shit by another individual and then immediately run into your room and cry without washing. The steamer is often preceded by the Hot Swank.

David called his Mom after enjoying a spartanburg steamer.

by L-ish January 17, 2008

Altoona Steamer

See Cleveland Steamer

One need not go to ohio for a Cleveland Steamer, we've got the Altoona Steamer.

by Steely McBeam June 17, 2008

clevland steam roller

you very ferociously take a shit on a femals tits, then slowly slide your ass down on her chest where the shit is sitting, then you rub back and forth to rub the shit in... works as a wonderful moisterizer

fuck her then shit on her then rub it in with your ass!
clevland steam roller

by crustynraunchy January 4, 2008