Scandinavian Shower

Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.

I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.

by peloton September 24, 2009

bro shower

bromance and sausage fest complete with lil' wayne blaring from a shower radio.

Dude, Lil Wayne is blaring from the bathroom. There must be another bro shower going on.

by scott_edison March 21, 2011

German Shower Curtain

A device, exactly like a condom, but with sack protection. It is used for sexual intercourse with really dirty bitches that will give you the HIV by looking at them, yet busting a nut at the moment overrides any rational thought.

Friend 1-"Hey man, do you have a german shower curtain? I'm gonna be banging your mom later."

Friend 2-"Godspeed my friend."

by The Real Baby Mustacho June 5, 2011

struggle shower

When your shower head breaks and you have to tape on a plastic bottle and poke holes in the bottom so it duplicates like a shower head.

Damn, My shower head broke. Time to take that struggle shower! Where Dat Plastic bottle?

by Mr. Strugglez September 28, 2013

a a a shoeee

the sound you make when you pretend to sneeze but then yeet bc why not? then point at ur shoe

ok but like i needa sneeze

ok lol

a a a shoeee
*points at shoe

tf

by yeeterfly829 May 31, 2020

Shower Battle

The battle for hot water which occurs when more than one hot tap is running inside a house.

Upstairs Showering Man - 'Dude, I was just showering when it turned ice cold. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't get any hot water to come out!'

Downstairs Showering Man - 'Yeah I was showering too, you obviously lost the shower battle'

by Benjois September 3, 2009

Shower sex

The funnest sex for neat freaks and people with OCD alike.

You accomplish two tasks and save water.

Guy: I'm horny.

Girl: Ok well I need to shower.

Guy: Yay, shower sex!

:)

by psychology nerd July 14, 2011