The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

The Shit Factor

A.K.A John Cena. He can't wrestle, he can't talk, and he fucking Sucks. The Shit Factor of Pro wrestling.

Bruce Blitz: Cena Is the Shit Factor of Pro Wrestling.

by Cenahater316 December 24, 2013

shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

by blankenship1 May 19, 2010

Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

Shit their hole full

1. When somebody has taken advantage of your good nature for the last time.

2. When somebody has repeatedly taken the piss, disrespected or insulted you, or somebody close to you, to the point that you no longer wish to associate with them.

Doreen: "How come you don't speak to them anymore?"

Margery: "Fuck them, they've shit their hole full."

by the pious bird of good omen February 25, 2017

Shit me up

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

by ArchATE June 23, 2019

Crusty Shit Hair

It is the chocolate fudge you can's seem to wipe off from your ass hair after a huge crap. It gets crusty when it drys and hurts like a bitch when you wish to clean it off.

Damn i got crusty shit hair. I'm going to the toilet to pull some ass hairs out. Wont' be a sec.

by Jake Tam June 17, 2008