two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003

Samesies

Same as

Mark: Hey, i got a new blackberry today, a nice white one
Ian: samesies!
Mark: Ah!, kool :)

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX April 1, 2010

Fifty shades of grey

Fifty Shades of Grey" is the story of a 22-year-old college student, Anastasia, who begins a relationship with a 27-year-old very successful and powerful businessman, Christian Grey. She meets him while interviewing him for her college newspaper. When they later meet up in Portland, Oregon, he rescues her after she over-imbibes and she ends up chastely spending the night in his Heathman Hotel room.

He is intrigued by her and offers her a non-disclosure agreement and a contract that keeps their relationship purely sexual and defines it as one of "dominance and submission." She doesn't sign the agreement.

Fifty shades of grey is a sexy movie I think I found my thing

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 25, 2019

Left Hand SHame

Masturbation with the opposite hand.

Charlie uses his left hand to whack off.

Charlie and his sister had some left hand shame in the back seat of his stalker van.

Charlie had some left hand shame after he was made a bitch in front of his sister.

by Sheisse Grenata March 5, 2009

shakespeare

1. rather good but slightly overrated playwright
2. largely considered one of the most horrendous forms of torture ever imposed on countless school children.

"shows over shakespeare" ---Homer Simpson

by sylvie December 22, 2004

shame

n. a collection of nerds

Sitting in my cubicle, I saw a shame of nerds pass by.

by ColinSFX June 30, 2004

Shame

When your butt cheeks are exposed just a little bit & you become embarrassed

"Hey Anna...your shame is showing!"
"What!!! Noooooo my shame!!!!"

by Yerauldwan July 27, 2009