satchewski

a giant hudderite with huge ass hands

I hate Jon, he's such a satcheswki!

by Tristan February 4, 2004

Scathound

Poo chasing love monkey, someone who can't keep their lips from devowering ass chocolate

get your dirty lips away from my a-hole you dirty scathound.
(The poo ferret is a scathound)

by Kris Hughes December 5, 2004

scotch rule

since good scotch is aged twelve years, so should a woman.

person X: hey how old is she
person Y: 12...
person X: ok, im gonna call scotch rule, i hope dateline doesnt hear about this shit...

by suckmyfatdicklongtime January 10, 2009

scotch bomb

A shot glass of scotch is dropped into a tumbler of scotch, drink is taken as a drop shot. Upon consumption, fellow bar-mates go wild and the shot taker slips out of consciousness.

"Yeah, son, we're doin SCOTCH BOMBS tonight!!!"

"Well fuck"

by K-man2001 February 6, 2010

scratch some flow

A phrase meaning to 'acquire currency'

Original usage: But I had some sick times, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat. In fact, I will once I scratch some flow together again.

by cinnamonrolls December 15, 2010

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011

Scotch Egg Dick

A form of erectial dysfunction in which a male consumes so many Scotch Eggs his heart is no longer able to pump enough blood to his penis.

Andy was even more disappointing than usual in bed, he had Scotch Egg Dick!

by Tacotrex April 30, 2012