Swanter

Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.

Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter

by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011

swarf

Any amount of very finely ground material created as a result of mechanical surface friction.

When changing my engine oil, I noticed a little bit of metallic swarf on my magnetic drain plug.

by 175623226 December 31, 2011

Swag Shopping

When you go to a career fair and instead of looking for jobs/internships, you just collect all the free company swag.

Leroy: Yo, you find a job yet?
Steve: Nah, I'm just here swag shopping.
Leroy: What you get so far?
Steve: 10 reusable bags, 5 high lighters, 13 pens, a nerf football, small baseball bat, USB sticks, bag of chips, Frisbee, and toilet paper.

by khangn14 May 1, 2012

swaggot

A person who is obsessed with wearing snapbacks, listens to mainstream rap artists, and believes that everyone who isn't them is an idiot. Swaggots are also a large majority of the time narcissistic hypocrites, personally in my town all of the swaggots are pot heads who are stoned all of the time. Not only that but Swaggots tend to be very exclusive do the fact that everyone who doesn't listen to Kendrick Lamar, doesn't have 'swag' in their eyes and doesn't wear snapbacks is not worthy enough to being talked to. To conclude, a large majority of the time Swaggots swarm in small groups of people due to the fact no one wants to put up with their bullshit.

A Swaggot Listens to Kendrick Lamar all the time, Yonkers by Tyler The Creator, Fucking Problems and I Don't Like, Clique and Mercy.

"Yo did you listen to that new Kendrick Lamar song Poetic Justice?" "Yeah dog, that shit's dope" "wanna go smoke weed to that song and walk around chirping people?" "Sure" -A Swaggot conversation

by StevieWondersInTheHole May 14, 2013

Swagger Dagger

A Penis. But not just any penis, must be a Boss. A penis that gets it done and has the confidence of a Banny Rooster. A cock of the walk. When you roll so hard and have so much swag you cock can get them digits from a waitress while you order a drink from the bar. When you text and drive your dick can take the wheel, so you can use both hands and focus on your tweets. That's a swagger dagger.

I rolled up to my girls house about 2 am and stabbed her with my Swagger Dagger. Ray's got game, but when when my ex rolls up with that swagger my panties drop by themself.

by Young Yu August 31, 2014

swagpunch

It is when you punch someone so hard they go through the earth, most typically used by Dwayne ‘the rock’ Johnson in his bid to become the only Hollywood actor working today

Person 1: hey man can you swagpunch someone
Dwayne Johnson: sure

by Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh July 15, 2019

Swampert

A highly underrated Pokemon. It has one weakness, and it can Mega Evolve. Next time you do a play through of a Hoenn game, make sure to have one or I will hunt you down.

Wow, his Swampert just took down Steven Stone without any problems!"
"Well, at least he has a Swampert instead of that overrated motherfucker Blaziken

by King_of_Lucario123 November 17, 2020