slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
by Snaplatts August 11, 2020
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Slow asf

worthless piece of shit when it comes to doing/planning anything

& that’s why no one asks you how to do things.
by goldskn December 28, 2020
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Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
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slow on the bone

when you want to get it up, but you're too slow and the moment is lost
"I was gonna fuck him, but he was pretty slow on the bone..."
by paptort September 19, 2014
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slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.
It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.
by Cyberclam May 03, 2023
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slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 March 01, 2019
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Slow Mo Cupcake

A slow mo cupcake is another term for awesome like ska doosh or excellent
We are so Slow Mo Cupcakes
by Orch Dorks May 15, 2011
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