Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024

skis in jeans

(ski:z In ʤi:ənz)

Idiom, declarative phrase

Definition:

descriptor conveying palpable derision or rejection,

especially of an irredeemable person

Etymology: Old Norse, Pier 1 Imported English
First Known Use: 2025, Post Americana, New Canada

In a sentence:
He ruined everything, he really ‘skis in jeans’.
Do not invite her, she ‘skis in jeans’.

by Bigcityfreak March 2, 2025

Ski Goggles

To inject Heroin into your eyeballs.

"I gave myself Ski Goggles last night after I found heroin in the trash."

by ZeroFromLoDo May 5, 2013

ski buddy

a buddy for skiing, or code for skibidi toilet in classrooms where teachers have banned the phrase due to incomparable levels of brainrot.

"ski buddy to alert"

"SKIBIDI TOILET? KILL YOURSELF"

by MerlinMDV March 5, 2024

ski-atch

a skinny bitch...a woman/or gay punk who needs to eat a samwich and is on the rag..

ooooh..That ski-atch just rolled her eyes at me..oh.no she didn't.

2. You fugly ski-atch, lay off da pipe.

3.Whitney Houston is a mega ski-atch.

by edub9 June 11, 2006

skied

1) Rocked it, in a way that Ben Shapiro never has
2) Went high, in like a natural electric way

1) Bruh skied the basket last night
2) Skied the exam, droppin A's

by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 31, 2022

Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020