simon chater

Nice dick, shame about the face.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.

That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.

by 00Daddy November 22, 2019

Simon

A terrorist who eats pens but not pencils because they are wooden

Person Uno: I'm Simon
Another dude: No

by carbum April 4, 2021

Little Baby Simon

A boy who's a teenager but acts like a baby

Ohhhhh..... Little Baby Simon is upset

by Bollocks, dear chap November 27, 2024

Simon

Simon is the best guy on earth. Everone likes him and want to get his children. In the group of his friends, he is the most clever and best looking one. His knowledge and genious is astonishing and has an unbelievable humor.

No other Person is as good as Simon.

by Geilertyp69 November 22, 2021

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He is the prince charming, Simon is arare name if your find a person name Simon make them your friend he might bring you good fortune. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

Simon is a sweetheart

by anonymous November 23, 2021

St Simon Stock Catholic School

I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)

Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?

by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022