Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

shoe fiend

One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.

One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.

I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel

by ShoeFiend September 2, 2016

shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.

Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.

by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019

Middle Shoes

A pair of shoes you wear along with a pair of capris.

Edwin: I need a pair of shoes to match my capris.
Toby: You need to buy a pair of middle shoes.

by xchibi November 27, 2009

burner shoes

usually white shoes that you let get super dirty, you don't care about the way they look anymore, but you keep them and wear them

yeah i know my shoes are dirty, they're my burner shoes

by lrp69 February 23, 2023

holy shoes

Another form of saying, "Holy Shit!"

Holy shoes... your dog just crapped all over the carpet!

by LindzW July 20, 2005

Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015