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sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.
I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .
by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023
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Sausage fest

The gay men locker room where no puts on clothes and just has sex on the benches. Men who like dick have sausage fests 5 days per week.
Me: I just walked into a fuckin sausage fest
Gay friend: get me in their
by Pablo Putterson October 18, 2019
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Sausage casing

When you slide the condom off in her ass so when she shits it fills the condom like a sausage
Hey Becky, Keaton left a condom in my ass, when I pooped the next day it looked like I left a full sausage casing in the toilet
by J.ford199 March 17, 2021
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Sausage squirt

The quantum physics of a male private part reaching full orgasmic sensation , while producing a mass load.
Wow Lanny awesome sausage squirt!

Jake impressive sausage squirt!

Cindy stays complaining about how salty the ocean was on our vacation ,but she chugs Sausage Squirt every night.
by Rock Kicker March 17, 2021
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Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.
"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."
by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021
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Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.
That desk sausage is rank bro wtf
by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022
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Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick
Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.
by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021
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