russian necktie

a russian neck tie is when you slit someones throut and pull there tounge through the slit in their neck.

I gave my sister a "russian necktie" till the bitch bled to death.

haha only not really.

by <3 katee August 25, 2006

Russian Dough

A popular slang word for marijuana, often used in Massachusetts.

Mmm, I love me some of that Russian dough.

by Ginny'stoned July 26, 2009

Russian pretzel

/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.

Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel

by pretzee September 12, 2010

Russian Commando Pro

When a russian rubs his balls on a pair of jeans so much, that steaming, hot cum shoots out.

Oh dude, i went russian commando pro on my girlfriend's face last night and made her go blind

by canshow October 19, 2010

Russian New Year

The beginning of the new year as dictated by the Julian Calendar on January 13th. Still practiced and recognized by the Russian Orthodox Church.

An excuse for alcoholics to have a second new year party.

As Russia lies in 10 different time zones, it is possible to celibate 10 times in one day.

An opportunity for those who suffer from epic failure in the first 2 weeks of the new year get their shit back on track.

Adam, "What are we doing tonight"?

Alex, "What do you mean? It's Russian New Year."

Adam, "So, we're drinking vodka all night?"

by Melancholy Ocelot January 15, 2011

Russian Soup

A sexaul act of a male or female holding the vaginal opening open and preforming vommiting into the vaginal hole.

Brad- " Hey Courtney? want a russian soup?"

Courtney-" Yah, i love when guys puke in my vagina"

by therussiansoupcook#1 November 4, 2011

Russian Giver

When you give someone a gift then wait a few years and take the gift back by force, usually at gun point.

Russia gifted Crimea to the Ukraine however now Putin is invading the Ukraine to take Crimea back. Hence Putin is a Russian Giver

by John Doe the Third jr. April 24, 2014