Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015
Get the Russian Rivermug. Being extremely drunk off vodka. A person who is Russian Drunk may be found arguing, fighting, slurring speech, or passed out in the bathtub.
by milehighjoe February 5, 2012
Get the Russian Drunkmug. by o'wizma December 19, 2009
Get the columbian russianmug. My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".
by iadas August 14, 2011
Get the Wandering Russianmug. The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole
by mr obvious March 8, 2015
Get the russian stovepipemug. A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
Get the Russian Fartlettemug. Better than a French-kiss, and can only be given to men. A Russian-kiss is similar to a French-kiss in that it involves the tongue, but a Russian-kiss is about French-kissing the penis.
by amygivesrussiankisses November 30, 2004
Get the Russian kissmug.