rancey

A creature who lives in the inner circle of Didcotian evil. The Rancey (Smellius Deadum), sometimes known as Ranceotron when in his morphed form, can obliterate almost anything and will not stop until he has done so. The one thing capable of preventing the inevitable destruction of our world from such an entity is the immortal Duracell Bunny!!

However, no sign of the bunny giving a rat's arse have appeared thus far, and subsequently the world will now hide in fear of this monstrous, almighty being

"Dude, whats that thing killing everything? It deserves a lot of respect I think"

"Oh that is Rancey, clearly restless or bored. Should probably go and find a shelter so he won't find us or summit what do u reckon?"

"I reckon that is probably the best idea. Let me just go to Delight 2 and get a chicago first tho."

"ooh nice one. can you get me some chips? Then we'll eat it in the park and hide when we're done yeah?"

"sounds good. I'll just pop to the loo first"

"yeah me too. Ate some awful curry last night"

by Loves his gravy March 6, 2008

runescape

An online game that has two different modes "F2P or P2P" F2p means you play for free, P2p means you pay to play. This game is very addictive and i suggest you don't start playing it. As someone who has played it before, i must say it is the worst community of an online game i have ever experienced.Runescape is the most worst comp game to play.

Johnny: Hey lets go play runescape!

Dylan: runescape? isnt that the game that Harold was telling us about?

Johnny: uh yeah but dont listen to him just get addicted like me!

by jnana June 14, 2008

Runescape

A ghetto World of Warcraft

Jimmy: "Come on, guys! Let's go play Runescape!!"

Henry: "Isn't that like a ghetto WoW?"

by Sasha C. October 12, 2008

runescape

Unlike what loads of these defenitions say Runescape is not a MMORPG (massively multiplayer online role playing game) and has never claimed to be. It is an Adventure Game. Trust me I know... (6 years experience, so sad, my life is gone, anyways...)
DO NOT PLAY IT!!!!!!!!! unless of course you are a clinically obese 12-14 year old with no life or friends. Or a Chav
1. its too addicting
2. its too full of fat little kids who are abusive
3. It really it lame!
4. you will die thinking of runescape and have it take over your life!!

That is all...

Guy: Hey man when are you gonna come out and do stuff??
Fat Kid: NEVER, IM ONLY GONNA PLAY RUNESCAPE
Guy: Man you put on like a zillion billion quadrillion KILOGRAMS!!!! (numbers made up)

by Benji Fletcher August 31, 2008

Runescape

A game on the Internet where many kids think they can get away with talking rude to many other people. Too many 10 year olds play it, and they can get addicted. Then they resort to it as their "power source, or where they are the best."

John: Give me your lunch money...
Alfred: Hold on let me get my computer.
John: What?
Alfred: *logs on runescape and tries to brag about his stats*
John:*punches alfred*

by iMake Sense February 3, 2010

runescape

At least it's not as addicting as WoW or MapleStory.

WoW player spends 13 hours a day on WoW
MapleStory player spends 8 hours a day
(Controlled, as in self-control) Runescape player logs on, plays for about one hour, gets bored, and gets back to the real world.

by GAWDZILLA April 18, 2010

Runekin

When a person is playing runescape and a girls give him head while hes playing. The runescape equivalent of a blumkin.

Only extremely talented people can get a girl to do this.

Jonah: Dude I got this girl to give me a runekin!
Justin: Damn I wish I could do that, all I can get is blumkins.
Jonah: Yea it was awesome I came and gained a level.

by Diabeticus Jonah June 12, 2011