three foot rule

A rediculous rule that girlfriends have for a boyfriend to stand at least 3 feet away from any girl that likes or might like him besides her.

"Remember the three foot rule with that whore girl Jessica."

by hisgf May 27, 2017

Shoes rule

If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.

Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.

by Ellae April 29, 2011

Rule 911

Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.

George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback

by Ephestion July 6, 2011

Rule 666

n If it exists, someone is superstitious about it.

Person 1: Hey, it's 2 A.M. and we're college students. Want to go to Waffle House?

Person 2: Can't, sorry. My mom says the Antichrist owns stock in that place, and she threatened to disown me if I ever ate there.

Person 3: Wow. Rule 666, man.

by Bi-Polar Pirate October 28, 2015

first rule of warfare

"We can always beat the French!"

Originally developped by the Italians and confirmed by the Moors!

by Silky Smooth April 16, 2004

6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.

"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"

by MMjr February 20, 2009

Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007