redneck brown-bag

Similar to "brown bagging" a girl by putting a brown bag on her head because you want to have sex with her but want to do so without looking at her face. A redneck brown-bag is simply taking a 12-gauge shotgun and removing the girl's head with it in order to rid your eyes of her bad looks

Bill: "That girl is probably great in bed but damn her face is ugly!"

Jim: "Just get your 12-gauge and redneck brown-bag her. Just get rid of that ole' head"

by LoveToSayFag August 11, 2009

redneck fire drill

Any disorganized, uncoordinated event.

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Redneck Blumpkin

An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.

Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".

by Ryan E from Sci-town August 18, 2010

redneck intermediary

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.

Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

by hesher47581 January 8, 2009

Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019