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Pittsburgh pumpkin

The act of defacating on on a womans chest while she performs fellatio on you.
Man i had this nasty freaky bitch give me a Pittsburgh pumpkin the other night
by Fallen savior May 11, 2019
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Pumpkin

by Dav Dee dee July 24, 2020
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Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 10, 2015
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Incongruous Pumpkin Seed

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.
Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
by NotSnappo July 31, 2022
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Pumpkin Empire

The Pumpkin Empire is a special type of political party of the government where the higher ups inside of the pumpkin civilization rule over the lower ranked pumpkin servants. It is possible to rank higher up in the pumpkin empire and become a higher up if you are actively a good pumpkin and are loyal to the creator.
Person 1: "Yo bro how's it going in the Pumpkin Empire?" Person 2: "Great bro! I finally got promoted to Pumpkin Soldier!"
by Official Average Human May 25, 2025
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pumpkin

dude i gave myself a pumpkin the other day
by YOUR MOTHER 12335435 November 2, 2010
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Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them
Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call
by DD613 October 22, 2022
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