Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy 

The name of the greatest compilation CD ever, coming soon!

Dude, CRS is making a new CD called NIOP!

Nine Inch Pumpkin Orgy by Bitchin Kitchen September 3, 2003

Carving the chilly pumpkin 

When you simply take an ice rod and insert it analy into the girl. After the butthole is numb you cut the edges of the butthole so it is bleeding. When you insert your penis into the butthole you will come out with ketchup on a hotdog, the blood makes the feeling more slick.

Bro I carved that girls Alaskan pumpkin the other day!

I was carving the Chilly pumpkin on this girl last night.

Carving the chilly pumpkin by Undercover dildo December 15, 2016

irish pumpkin 

pumpkin with small stem

big irish pumpkin with a very small stem

irish pumpkin by big irish daddy d October 20, 2010

Pennsylvania Pumpkin 

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

Pennsylvania Pumpkin by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Criminal pumpkin 

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

Criminal pumpkin by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

tumble pumpkin 

A person who makes lifestyle choices that put him or her at the edge of society, but who maintains a likeable, socially acceptable demeanor.

Is Becky bringing that tumble pumpkin of hers to Thanksgiving dinner?

I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.

tumble pumpkin by inkbot July 7, 2012

brain pumpkin 

It's when you take your balls and you hold a light behind them so they shine like a jack o'lantern.

Oh no... It's autumn again... that creepy guy up the street is going to seduce kids with his brain pumpkin! autumn diddle pumpkin ballsack

brain pumpkin by Han Sweston December 12, 2015