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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

Pucker Contraction

When an individual needs to urgently pass a stool with no restrooms in sight leading to contractions of the pucker from resisting the urge to soil ones pants.

Man, I was stuck in traffic and desperately needed to go number two. It was so urgent that I experienced pucker contractions like when you use a muscle stimulator. Thankfully, I found an offramp and a restroom at a gas station.

by Mr. Dirty Thumb August 1, 2025

Pucky

The slang term for a rifle; similar to "Blicky"

"Call of Duty is about one guy with the pucky causing and resolving World War 3 and saving the world"

by chuwu August 6, 2025

Puckering Maltesers

The act of shiting oneself in fear so much that you can't retain control of your asshole and so little globs of malteser shaped poo come out uncontrollably.

Manchester United are puckering maltesers at the prospect of playing Manchest City today.

by SebilCrostar August 7, 2025

Pucker Puff

Simply, a fart.

Cris wanted to suck a pucker puff out of Makima's asshole.

by xross. October 16, 2025

Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

slut pucky

Is a hockey groupy that follows hockey players from arena to arena and fluffs them in the penalty box, doing them unconditionally on or off the ice. Doggy style is perferred after the game whether they are sweaty or not and smegma is of no concern.

"slut Pucky"

by booch123 February 9, 2009