Pokemon

Genital herpes

Man... my bleeding asshole sores are itchy. And by my bleeding asshole sores, I mean my Pokemon. :)

by machina August 4, 2003

Pokemon

The act of using an animal to fight another animal and knock it unconscious. Possibly enslaving the animal afterword, for later use against more animals.

That guy is so into Pokemon! He's such a creeper!

by TBSR March 18, 2010

Pokemon

A disease most children catch between the ages of 5-8, then have another relapse at around age 14-16 because they can't afford drugs to calm the down.

7 Year old : Go charizard!!!!!!
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.

by Gotta catch 'em all April 22, 2010

Pokemon

When you sneeze.

Hmmm... I think I will go buy a donut.

by whoop de doo June 18, 2003

Pokemon

A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.

I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)

by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010

poemage

the act or process of presenting a poem.

his poemage went well, reciting it to kristin with effortless grace.

by Zack Wilder February 9, 2004

Poemographer

one who writes poems; a cool poet, one who is 'off the hook' at writing poems (so to speak).

"i once wrote a poem
across the internet it shall roam
Never shant it die
o'er it we'll cry?"
- Man that guys one kick ass poemographer

by Landjack INC. October 19, 2008