epiphany position

The position you end up in after an avoidable accident. Typically rolled onto your back after tripping over piles of hoarded magazines or falling out of your chair reaching for a hot pocket.

Tom remained in the epiphany position for awhile after slipping on marbles, in his prized marble collecting room. He now keeps his marbles in jars.

by Squidiculous January 2, 2016

Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.

girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."

by thatpositiveperson November 29, 2020

armidillo position

When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼

Me and my girl did the armidillo position, and it was lit.

by Position king December 2, 2017

prison position

Bent over a bunk bed and getting railed in the ass doggy style

I’m so horny right now I would like to get my girlfriend in prison position as she’s on the rag

by ExtraProtein December 12, 2017

tumblr position

A position in which you sit on your lazy ass for around 13 hours and scroll your dash/ reblog pictures. There is no escape from this position. Sorry.

"Man, I've been stuck in the tumblr position for a day and a half now."
"That's unfortunate."

by Gatoradebottle September 10, 2013

Positive Mental Sheditude

The rule of being positive in the Shed. The shed is located in Markiplier’s discord server, and is the motto of the Shed. This rule declares that we all shall be positive and clean all negativity in the shed.

POSITIVE MENTAL SHEDITUDE!

by starverse February 11, 2018

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.

My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!

by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017