Cold Pillow

The moment when you flip your pillow at 10:07 PM and it is cold and feels nice.

10:07 PM
*flips pillow*
Me: now that’s a cold pillow

by Dr. Juerdo Titsgo December 2, 2018

The Dirty Pillow Mouse Trap

The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.

"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"

by dagr8cornholio48 October 22, 2008

sweaty body pillow boy

A weeaboo that stalks his crush

“I don’t like my friends being stalked by sweaty body pillow boys okay?”

by Rosie’s daily dose of tea June 7, 2019

Pillow Pets

A euphemism for sex among preteens.

Tim: Dude! Eva and I are gonna play Pillow Pets after school today.
Rick: Heh, She's such a slut cuz we played it this morning in homeroom!

by Bitsy83 December 13, 2010

Pillow Partition

A pillow partition is a set of pillows or large body pillow initially placed between a male, usually claimed to be just a friend and female sleeping in the same bed who are not lovers publicly and have no other option for sleeping arrangements. The main purpose is to give the female who may have a boyfriend or may not want the outside world to know of her whorish ways a solid excuse to avoid judgment from her keeping of additional bedfellows and/or negative reaction from significant other.

Example 1:

Girl - "My boyfriend is going to kill me if he finds out we only had one bed in this room."
Boy - "It's ok, I can whip up a pillow partition for you to take a picture of in case he gets upset. We can get rid of it after the picture."

Example 2:

Boy - "I thought you said we could at least cuddle?"
Girl - "That was until you surprise attacked me with a spontaneous erection."
Boy - "I'm not sure that was so spontaneous, we should be safe and put up a pillow partition tonight."

Example 3:
Girl - "I swear I never sleep in the same bed with boys unless I'm dating them. We must use a pillow partition tonight."
Boy - "That is what most whores say."

by 1526rd November 9, 2011

pillow

n. A rectangular cloth bag stuffed with feathers, foam rubber, or other soft materials, used to support the head when lying down.
v. Rest (one's head) as if on a pillow.
(OED)

ed. - Also a brilliant tool to engage in friendly fights in. Honestly, people.

n. I went to bed and rested my head on a pillow.
v. He pillowed on the train station.

by chewyyyyyyyy November 21, 2011

pillow-talk

Refers to a pleasant conversation that you share with a buxom gal while your face is buried between her ample tits. Extra brownie-points if you remembered to "mow the lawn" right beforehand, so that the chest-sharing chick just feels satiny-smooth jowls in her cleavage rather than sandpapery raspies or prickly/tickly hairs; besides, freshly-shaved cheeks are ultra-sensitive, and so you get a "past heavenly" feeling from softly rubbing your face against a girl's "girls".

Horny dude: I love having pillow-talks with Tiffany; da only prob is that I usually doze off halfway through da conversation because her nice warm "pillows" super-relax me and make me drowsy, and so I end up just laying my head on her chest and falling asleep.

by QuacksO February 26, 2017