When you conceive two mildly autistic children who bathe frequently with one another. Despite this the stench of down syndrome remains. Both of them are huge disappointments to the whole family.
"Yo man, did you hear about them two fucking massive losers from Wardley?"
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
"Yeah man, the Parker Sons?"
"That's them! Total autistic cock suckers."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
Get the Parker Sonsmug. by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023
Get the Colten W. Parkermug. 
by Me?Amazing aww shucks May 7, 2017
Get the parker and desimug. parker is a loving, kind, funny and sweetest that i have ever meant. if u have a parker in your life then ur lucky. never lose a parker in your life. he is very supportive in everything and believes in u when u dont. they can make your depressing day to a shining sun. parkers are very entertaining and are always sweet. they can be helpful when u dont ask for help.
by thebearingbear June 23, 2021
Get the parkermug. a parker is a boy with brown hair. they normally are very good looking. parker’s are very good boyfriend material. parker’s can be very sweet and such a gentlemen but they are addicted to video games especially fortnite they could play it for 526 hours straight. they are usually kinda smart and like to make fun of people a lot especially make fun of his friends and the people they used to date. parker’s are usually pretty great guys. the only thing a lot of people hate about him is he is addicted to video games.
girl “woah that guy is good lookin, he looks like good boyfriend material”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
girl #2 “yea he must be a parker, he won’t pay any attention to you though if he’s a parker because parker’s are addicted to video games”
girl “oh ew yea that’s annoying”
by imagirl123 February 20, 2019
Get the parkermug. She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.
by Chlxe... October 3, 2020
Get the Chloe parkermug.