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Paris

1.) Paris (n.) - The capital city of France; home to approximately 9 million people.

2.) Paris Hilton (n.) - An anorexic, drunk, dumb whore that is best known for her bratty personality and for her family's wealth.

3.) Paris (n.) - A black Nationalist rapper hailing from San Fransisco. He is best known for his 'controversial' pro-black lyrics. For this reason, along with his affiliation with the Nation of Islam, he is infamous in mostly-white communities. His 'golden years' were in the very late 80's and 90's, but he recently released an album, Sonic Jihad, in 2003. In 2005, he teamed up with Public Enemy to do Rebirth of a Nation. He is also, less commonly, known as P-Dog.
1.) We're going to Paris for our vacation.

2.) Paris Hilton is a disgrace.

3.) Paris is one of the few conscious rappers left.
by r0akh December 20, 2006
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parasite

A borderline obsessive compulsive fan of Paris Hilton
You bought how many copies of The Simple Life DVD? Girl, shoot, you're such a <b>par</b>asite.
by weasley June 29, 2004
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paris

The act of avoiding a social gathering at the very last second by announcing a poor excuse such as: "I have to go to work"or "I'm getting my passport photo taken".
The phrase may be used in a humorous manner when you cannot attend an event and have a legitimate reason.
Sorry mate, im going to have to pull a paris on you.
by reezyoneezy June 6, 2010
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Paris Hilton teen

I know it's old news, and those pics have been passed around the net for a while now, but... omg, I can't get over it. She was fuckin' ugly (see the 10th pic of Paris Hilton). But that doesn't mean she needed to do what she did. Then again, if I had that much dough, I would too. Anyway, here were her problems:
1) Wtf was with her hair? It's like she bleached it and decided not to for a year! Two-colored hair looks good sometimes, but not in that picture. She could have atleast dyed it back her natural color.
2) Why was she so white!? It's as if she were albino. She probably wishes she was so she'd be blonde and have blue eyes. IMO, she needed the tan.
3) Her nose, although it's still obnoxious. That seems to be unfixable, even with tha plastic surgery she got.
4) Wtf is she wearing? 'Nuff said...
5) I'm not gonna lie, and say "she looked better before". She really didn't. She was fugly! Pretty much from all of the above mentioned.
Also, just a side note, but you'll notice that her natural eyes are brown (EVERYTHING about her is fake). I read that she goes through a pair of her $170 dollar contacts a day and spends like $100,000 on them a year. Ouch!
You can call someone a "Paris Hilton teen" if they decide to get a tan, bleach their hair, wear blue contacts, and get cosmetic surgery.
by sorrysauce July 16, 2007
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piss parasite

One who decides to drink your alcohol....
And does so without conviction.
" Man this beer is going down soooo well Sedrick "
" Yeah, even Steve likes it... "
" What ! Is he drinking our beer ?! "
" He sure is... "
" Piss Parasite ! "
by Little_Sedrick July 31, 2008
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X parasite

A parasitic life-form that obtains a new host body by destroying the original and creating a copy.
An X Parasite samples DNA data from previous hosts and can then change it's shape accordingly. X Parasites have been known to copy the actions of the hosts so perfectly that often there are X Parasites walking in the streets of you local city and nobody even realises it.
The X Parasite, if threatened, will destroy a life-form and steal it's DNA.
Proceed with caution, it is expected that the X Parasites have infected the area.
by Mechacrazie2k August 12, 2005
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