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1. people who scream at u when u need someone to talk

2. people who blame everyone on u when ur depressed and so fucked up in ur life

3. people who say theyre always by ur side and ignore u when u need someone the most
by t.tiana January 2, 2022
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.
a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday
by superiorbreed August 21, 2018
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Panda Parents

The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
Dude his/her parents are total panda parents.
by slide street January 26, 2016
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Parent Mode

When somebody gets into questioning mode with their kids.
Mom: You are spending the same amount of time "Studying vs Social Network"
Son: Mom, Don't get all Parent mode. I've been looking for assignment references online
by desihost September 21, 2019
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adoptive parent syndrome

Where a parent, intentionally or not, treats their nonbiological child, often an adopted one, more harshly or unfairly than their biological child.
"Why does she have to ask to eat when her sister does whenever?"
"Oh her dad has adoptive parent syndrome"
by learsi bottom June 5, 2020
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Parent.
by UserXDXP April 25, 2023
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