Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

dirtbag paddler

Paddler, of any level, who loves the River and the lifestyle. Goes rafting, kayaking, canoeing, SUP, whatever! Swims like a fish, and loves rain as much as sun. May be broke in the pocket, but rich and giving in the soul. Speaks the universal language, that of the River, in any of the tongues of the DBWorld. Survives on whatever it takes to get that next WALLACE fix. Would throw a rope to anyone! If your car smells like your gear, or better yet if you HAVE no car, you're a dirtbag.

that boy was a true and true dirtbag paddler

by Scuba Schteve February 5, 2016

Faddle paddle

A vagina

I fiddled her faddle paddle

by James299 July 26, 2016

Paddock

n.1. A small field/pasture to hold/exercise animals; usually horses.
2. A woman's vaginal area that holds the guy's horse (penis) for said exercise.

I need to put my horse in your paddock.

by Gulge August 16, 2008

Puddy Tat

a puddy tat is also known as a vag-clap, or a cooter-booter

yea dawg, i cooter-booted the shit outta that chick

by matt sandvaj May 2, 2005

puddy

a species of monster from the show power rangers.

hey jason a.k.a the red ranger, you better watch out there is a puddy right behind you!

by skatterbrain December 30, 2004

jack-fucking-puddyfuck

Nothing, absolutely nothing...zero, zilch, nada...and it pisses you off.

(While playing cards):
Observer: "What do you have in your hand?"
Player: "I got jack-fucking-puddyfuck!"
(Calling someone on the phone):
Person 1: "What are you doing tonight?"
Person 2: "Jack-fucking-puddyfuck...that's what I'm doing!"

by Char H January 29, 2006