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otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
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Ottery

When a beautiful woman from the internet who you've never met before turns up at your house with a bottle of whisky and pegs you.
Pat: I'm pretty sure my night was better than all y'all

Sudi: good poundings?

Pat: my butt hurts, I pulled an ottery
by K rang June 12, 2021
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Ottering

Ottering (VERB) The act of drowning and rapeing in that sequential order.
I sent so many texts to her, I felt like I was ottering her inbox

At the office today, I was ottered with paperwork

Look at those otters, they're ottering those baby harbor seals
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Otterpop

Verb;
* When ya freeze ya dick and smash it with a hammer per say.
"Wanna Otterpoip bro?"
"Yo, this birdy wanted me to Otterpop in front of her."
by Boopfolia September 25, 2021
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onternet

A description of any sjw. Furthermor, it describes Roy golan, the famous sjw as a male stripper who rides sandy to school and writes erotic fanfiction starring kratos, mimir, and gaylan himself. Derived from the ancient word ontorn, meaning toxic
Roy gaylord is such an onternet
by Roy, the very special guest October 28, 2021
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onteraniriginorical

when someone sticks their finger in another persons butt and it comes out with some nice joocy chocolate on it
i had sex with a guy last night and we had a very onteraniriginorical experience
by jsmithy22 August 10, 2021
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osterbenderova

A blonde haired German boy with a big brot who drives the thotiac
Did you see Osterbenderova the other night he brought that girl home from the club after blacking out off fourloko
by anonymous September 6, 2021
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