by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
Get the lil marmug. a person who seems cool calm and collected but is really panicking on the inside at all times. they’re also usually really funny and super sweet. always best dressed and the best therapist friend.
by humanntrassh November 23, 2021
Get the Marsmug. A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 3, 2023
Get the Mars Area High Schoolmug. This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo
“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”
by lilalien October 25, 2019
Get the Mars 28mug. by Typosmirelikedipos July 12, 2021
Get the Ghost,mar,and taylormug. A bay area wimp that lives in Richmond. Famously known for being a whiny cunt. He is a sissy.
He is also a member of the East El Sobrante Riders.
He is also a member of the East El Sobrante Riders.
Hey I say S-Mar on Amador yesterday; he and his east side riders click were sucking each others dicks.
by the_corrector March 2, 2022
Get the S-Marmug. The second planet humans will inhabit, we just need to build a giant electromagnet to get rid of the radiation. It's manifest destiny, but this time let's not enslave, murder, and do countless other unspeakable acts to any martian natives we find.
year: 2130
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
Guy: Ima go to the beach
Guy 2: ok but don't forget your tetanus shot
Guy: oh right we're on Mars, and iron sand, haha!
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 5, 2021
Get the Marsmug.