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Headless oscar

When one cuts tip of penis off, plugs into sex partners asshole, then put the headless shaft into the vag.
I rode over to my girls house slap her in the mouth then gave her the best headless oscar she ever got.!

crouching tiger, hidden Oscar 

Oscar Wilde, my favorite poof author in the world. Why he's hidden, I dont know.
Lookin for love in all the wrong poets (no I wouldn't know Liz, and I do not have past experience with them. Pervert!If anyone its you and old Professor Muldoon!)

the Oscars 

An awesome awards show with people in gorgeous dresses (other than Miley Cyrus) That is being hosted by JAMES FRANCO and ANNE HATHAWAY. James Franco being one of the most gorgeouss and best actors ever to grace the Oscar stage.
Guy 1- Yo, dude. You watching the Oscars tonight?
Girl- What the hell! Of course I am. I'm finishing my project early to watch the hot James Franco speak. Ahh....
Guy 2- OMG I am so watching that. Dude are you?
Guy 1- What? No. That's for homos.
Guy 2- WTF? (Punches Guy 1 in face).
Oscar is very ugly and is sometimes very annoying or maybe all the time. He likes to start a lot of drama/problems. He is very very stupid.
" EWWWW oscar said hi to me today!!."
Oscar by Oscarisugly April 10, 2017
A jerk face who plays with girls feelings and suck booty whole.
Oscar is a bitch
oscar by Snfkszcj, n May 24, 2017
A dude that looks a like a bowling pin or bro from fish hooks
Man my ex boyfriend looks like a bowling pin I'm lucky I didn't hit a strike and his name is oscar
Oscar by Theorginalbigdaddy00 October 30, 2017