wank pot

a pot that is wanked in by a male or female for the pleasure of seeing their own cum

Mom get your fanny out-a that wank pot itz fucking rank, hey dude stop using dat wank pot itz stinkin out da house

by essex boyz January 29, 2005

Nutty pot

Similar to a neti pot, a nutty pot is when one ejaculates their semen into another's nostril, and it comes out the other nostril

girl: my Oh my, I think I'm coming up with a cold, my nose is all stuffy

guy: sounds like you could use a nutty pot!

by hornydingo March 1, 2015

doozy-pots

a person who is more than a little eccentric, usually an artist or someone in the professional fine art field.

acting in a crazy and flighty manor while attempting to be creative and/or productive.

he'll never get the project done on time, the guy is completely doozy-pots

by superstainless March 15, 2011

Stink pot

What hillbillies in Pennsylvania call a bratty person.

Sally! You're being sick a stink pot

by Slimjim4lyf October 20, 2016

Love pot

British term of endearment meaning sweetheart

Your my love pot

by emma132 September 4, 2010

pot clot

Any dump that requires more than one flush; the toilet killer.

"Dude i just took a major pot clot, look i got a pic!"

by Bladebird August 17, 2007

Hot Pot

When you sit on a toilet after it has been recently occupied and the seat is still warm. A slightly comfortable feeling at first but becomes disturbing once you think about how recent someone occupied the seat and what horrific events had just occurred.

I got a Hot Pot this morning. Someone must have just used it. Felt good at first but then I thought about... wooh...

bummer...

by Kap21 June 4, 2018