something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man
"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"
by anonymous July 3, 2017
Get the Mom jokesmug. by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021
Get the Inside Jokemug. A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.
(Playing baseball)
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009
Get the Fish Jokemug. Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015
Get the Half Jokingmug. Some resemblance of a joke that more often than not will not make sense. Often unrelated to the conversation, it is an attempt at humor that will miss the mark.
Hey guys Tom has lemur.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
Group: What?
Tom has a lemur. Look at his eyes.
Group: Tom has lemur eyes?
As * a lemur. Like they have the same eyes. They are called black and blue eyed lemurs haha.
Group: umm alright. Guess that was a Josh Joke.
by Llama member May 9, 2022
Get the Josh Jokemug. AV: Did you hear the timeless joke?
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
AV: No.
AV: It never gets old.
AV: I don't get it but maybe if you repeat it endlessly it will be funny again.
AV: That may never happen though. I think one timeless joke is enough.
AV: But is it self-referential enough?
AV: I don't know. In fact nobody knows.
AV: Then let's ask Him (nobody).
AV: we will return to this definition after eternity passes away to see if the joke is funny. Time will tell...
by NotTheIdentityThief June 30, 2018
Get the Timeless Jokemug. by Rudespider July 1, 2020
Get the horseshoe jokemug.