Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

johnny sankar

johnny is a friendly, caring, kind small boy. he is very involved in his church community and loves god with all his heart. although sometimes he is caught aining hard. not afraid to break it down on the dance floor. overall a great guy to be around!

johnny sankar is a pretty great guy!

by evanainikal April 24, 2019

Johnny Depp

A God, a god of the ocean, a god of scissors, a god of chocolate. An Ultimate God.

Johnny Depp is my favourite actor

Johnny Depp didn’t hit amber

by Amber Heard hater May 30, 2022

johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

Johnny Depp

An incredibly talent good looking actor who should gain even more respect for surviving the abuse of Amber Turd.

When Johnny Depp wins the defamation trial, I’m drinking a mega pint of wine to celebrate.

by trixiekitten May 31, 2022

Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020