Flex mekanisem

Something made perpusley to flex

That You Are doing Therese is a flex mekanisem

by Mrdrmd July 11, 2021

Yeetosaurus Flex

YEET MONSTER

OH NO THERE IS A YEETOSAURUS FLEX, WE HAVE TO RUN!

by mor1tz March 5, 2018

Juice Flex

The ability to impress a woman with little or no effort; a special je ne sais quoi

Person A: Wow, look at his swag!

Person: No, it's that Juice Flex.

by Keepitgangst November 9, 2017

Flex

Noun- a person who acts out in order to get attention

My bro: I heard Greg tried to do a backflip because he was in front of hella females and landed on his face

Me: yea he’s a flex

by Shlong dong daddy April 11, 2020

strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser

strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

by WORD123456789WORD February 22, 2022

flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025