Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.

1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.

by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017

dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.

by trofimar November 14, 2013

Gentil sir

Person( usually a man)

Would tip a Fedora Unironically after talking to woman

Wrecks other people’s friend ships

Reece is a gentil sir he says to girls that he would give girls the world

by Imfuxkinghilarious February 16, 2020

Sir Text-A-Lot

A dude who is always busy texting random women and is continuously distracted from everything else going on around him.

Hey, Sir Text-A-Lot, it’s your turn at the pool table, everyone is waiting.

by Inkzall March 23, 2024

Idiotic Sir

An person of the Male gender of the human species who has the title of “sir” but is a total douchebag and an idiot.

Timmy: “Bro that guy has total class but he’s an idiotic douchebag”
Arthur: “Oh, he’s a total Idiotic Sir

by Idiotic_Sir February 02, 2021

nah sir

Informal way of saying “No, sir”. Used a lot in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs.

“Need a count?”
“Nah sir.”

by HouseItsAlsoANoun July 19, 2023

Sir Bucks-A-Lot

To be the biggest buckle in a group of people.

Yo Sir Bucks-A-Lot, why don't you take your royal buck-a-teers somewhere else and leave us alone.
Sorry guys.

by othaos June 22, 2010