MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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MAGA-net

a person deliberately blocking traffic (typically referred to as a dumbass) to protest any and everything Trump says or does, causing them to automatically become magnetic to vehicles trying to go about their day, without unsolicited delay

I was on my way to work when I was stopped by a group of MAGA-nets blocking the intersection. My car was automatically attracted to the MAGA-net, which promptly cleared my path as the bounced off my bumper and quarter panels like balls in a pinball machine.

by anonymous November 13, 2025

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wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .

Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?

by Steakncheese December 2, 2025

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Valatic.Net

Valatic and/or Valatic.Net is a Minecraft server run by a owner know as BlueJayJensen and his mod team. Who fill the server with micro transactions and have effectively made it pay to win. The server also chooses to remove features initially offered with certain transactions and refuses to compensate or even allow players who bought it for that purpose to reclaim their features.

When someone would quit Valatic this is what they would usually say: *Im quitting Valatic.Net/Valatic, I just can't take fucking it anymore."

by ScorchedEarthMate December 7, 2025

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