When you’re trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue and you are also taking them to the face in the process.
My girl was face up to the sky attempting to catch snowflakes on her tongue when she shouted “It’s nature’s bukake!”.
by The bearded feller February 26, 2023

by Chazmundo December 23, 2024

Real.
The bubbly girl tried too hard to be something she wasn't, an extrovert. She wasn't her natural self, and people knew it. There was already enough bullshit in people's everyday lives without them being fucked with, but her imitation of extroverts only added a bunch of pointless hype, drama, and conflict like a helicopter pouring kerosene on a wildfire thinking that would make things better. People could really do without her bullshit, whether they knew it or not.
by Solid Mantis December 17, 2020

A nature-dump (natural dump) is the term that refers to the act of producing fecal matter in a relaxed, natural manner. Nature-dumps often take longer than normal dumps.
Benjamin had an extra long break today so he decided to take his time in the restroom and take a nature-dump.
by John Rechtman September 24, 2015

by Detroit Derrick June 27, 2016

by Loneperson September 29, 2022

Cop 1: Hey there. Nature Boy. We need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola.
by pavernous cussy September 20, 2020
