Noodle-Sweat

unsightly perspiration which results from excessive consumption of noodles; spicy variants are known to worsen this condition.

'Clean your bloody noodle-sweat, it is dripping into my drink'

'I need an asprin for this mad noodle-sweat'

by jjho April 28, 2010

Noodle case

Noodle case is a midlands meaning of a tiny cock box e.g a noodle inside a lunch box however is can also stand for the size of a womans pussy being overly big for your mates dick.

Also used if your mates are being completely and utterly annoying as an insult which when used correctly is hurtful.

Stop being a fuckin noodle case.

Your misses must have a massive noodle case mate she is huge.

Noodle case, your cocks tiny

by Noodle case August 9, 2010

Noodle Monster

Of or pertaining to eating abundant quantities of noodles or other food after prolonged binge drinking.

That girl was totally hott last night until I brought her back to my place and she noodle monstered all my food!

by gmansand October 29, 2010

nub noodle

A word used over the interwebz, describing asians as noobs.

omg dude, jesung-woi tung just re-rolled a wizard, lawl, wut a nub noodle!

by [rhys] January 9, 2008

Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.

Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008

Noodle factory

A group of 5 or more Asians in one small location

I walked by the pia gow table at The Orleans in vegas, and it was a total Noodle Factory

by the ham man April 13, 2013

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013