nonce

british slang for pedophile

that kid cooper is a nonce

by e eu suinsiunu June 25, 2023

Austerity Nonce

Austerity Nonce - A new form
of hybrid nonce when the person is also a
massive Karen ...

Their behaviour mostly involving popping off at anyone who earns more than a nurse and branding them greedy when this has always been the case.

If the targets part of a trade union
they can display Tory ideological traits too.
Not the worst kind of nonce but still a
nonce nonetheless.

Johnny - Those fucking train drivers are greedy bastards asking for a pay rise ! They’re gonna make inflation worse. Give it to the Nurse’s because they deserve better and so they can make the inflation rise instead !!! Mick Lynch is evil. Trade unions should be illegal .

Bill - fuck off Johnny I’ve been driving trains for 40 years and we’ve always earned a decent wage you massive Austerity Nonce. Go get a better paid job or enrol on some sort of course for one. Dickhead.

by Roodler June 26, 2022

nonce

Basically used by anyone from the UK for describing a person who doesn't agree with them.

henry: it's so cold omd
lilly: no it's not wtf
henry: shut up you nonce have you even been outside today

by UrbanDictionaryIsAlwaysRights December 4, 2019

Nonce

vikkstar123

vikkstar123 is a nonce

by ksi is fat April 15, 2020

Nonce

A bald fat twat who laughs at there own jokes and wants to buy a van and touches little kids he gathers the victims by telling them that he has sweets

Steve is a fat nonce

by Pop head 12 January 28, 2022

gay nonce

usually a 6ft tall 13 year old who says they like underage boys

Darnell is a gay nonce.

by p3epee123 April 22, 2022

Grok Nonce

A nonce who asks Grok shit questions to be part of a noncey bandwagon.

Also, a lazy fucker who can't be bothered to search for information.

"Look at that fucking Grok Nonce, asking who his most famous follower is"

by Harry Brown and Earl August 11, 2025