A bowel movement (typically at least partially formed) that causes smoky looking steam or vapor to rise from the bowl. The visual is similar to a creature in a foggy bog or marsh in a sci-fi or horror movie.
I am never going to another one of your barbeques. All that Natty Ice, and chili, and hot wings had me birthing a bog monster the next day.
by Fazed-NB October 18, 2006
Yesterday I asked Perry Henke where my blow was. He said "I snorted it all". I said "Perry, you fucking cokie monster.
by Roxy April 27, 2003
1. A category of vibrators that are particularly large and threatening. They can be identified by the warning colors that they have evolved over time, usually ones that are not normally found in nature.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
2. A threat used to strike fear in the hearts and colons of straight men.
1. The noise from my roommate's Purple Monster kept me awake all night, and she lives on the other side of the house!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
2. If you keep pissing me off, I'll use the Purple Monster on you!
by chavi November 28, 2005
Kyle1: U ready to shred some gnarly waves bro?
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.
Kyle2: Hell yeah my dude, just let me down my monster energy drink.
by Wiener Drizzling August 06, 2019
A woman, usually loose in the old 'wizard's sleeve', who is a complete home-wrecker and whore. A Vagina Monster may lie about being pregnant, engage in fake depression when they aren't getting enough attention, and in general will lie cheat and steal to get what they want. When their plans invariably go wrong, they will blame everyone else.
-"Hey did you hear about her pregnancy? Apparently he fell for it a second time!"
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."
-"That bitch is just the epitome of Vagina Monsters."
by PolaroidBear September 29, 2010
by WackBag December 03, 2005
a monstrous sinful obsession and the unrepentant pleasure it brings.
can be used as in general; "girl were fame monsters" meaning loving every sinfully delicious aspect of life.
inspired by Lady Gaga's explanation on her CD 'The Fame Monster'
can be used as in general; "girl were fame monsters" meaning loving every sinfully delicious aspect of life.
inspired by Lady Gaga's explanation on her CD 'The Fame Monster'
"that girl is a total fame monster over sex"
"when it comes to drinking I'm a complete fame monster"
""girl were fame monsters" "
"when it comes to drinking I'm a complete fame monster"
""girl were fame monsters" "
by lunapen12 December 07, 2009