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by smoketheganj June 21, 2010
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Moist Voicemail

1. The product that occurs when one is leaving a voicemail and water gets into their phone and the phone short circuits. The water can either be on purpose or accidental (from rain, splashing, etc.)
2. Throwing water at someone while they are checking their voicemail.
Erin left me a moist voicemail; her slobber was all over her phone.
by The Klezmer Bandit November 20, 2011
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Moist treacle

Another name to describe jail-bait, between adolescent males.
(liam) "oh craig, that girl there is proper fit aint she?''

(craig) ''what ya talking about, thats obviously MOIST TREACLE''
by GiggleCum January 20, 2012
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Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants
You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses
by Soft Steve January 31, 2012
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Moistache

It is so hot out side that I have a moistache.
by wbsmithiv August 16, 2012
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Moist Teat

The ugliest combination of any two words in the English language. It has been said that "cellar door" is the most beautiful combination of words in the English language. "Moist teat" is the opposite of "cellar door."
Person: Moist teat.

Other person: I feel uncomfortable all over.
by Gavroche Enjolras November 12, 2012
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moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".
Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?
by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013
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