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mass function

A large congregation of friends or a big crowd. It can be used at an OC or any where where there are more then 3 people who are part of the same friend group.
Evan: Yo there are so many heads at this party!
Michael: Yeah it’s a mass function!
by mshahonlydubs March 29, 2023
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bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)
After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!
by Anneli Drecker February 25, 2008
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nota mass

a misspelling of not-an-ass
autocorrect can be a bitch sometimes...
-also I known as notanass
ass morass dumbass might-be-an-ass-I'm-not-sure-y dat-ass ass in general stuff yo you still looking at these wow nota mass
by Der Klammeraffe December 17, 2013
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squad massage

When you and your squad go to da massage parlor to get yo squad massaged.
"I bought my squad a squad massage for Christmas. I can't wait to use it!
by bakup4_nhoe January 9, 2015
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Oral Massage

The act of being lied to by another which produces a positive sensation despite the person knowing it is a lie.
Although Kenny knew that Alisha had "Frenched" his best friend last night, her oral massage which consisted of her doing it in order to be a better kisser for him made him feel good.
by von groovy May 17, 2017
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toilet massage

when your pet cat is on your back purring while you are taking a shit.
I had an epic toilet massage this morning before leaving for work
by cavemaneyebrows July 22, 2017
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Bus massage

The massage you get from the tall person behind you on the bus who digs their knees into the back of your chair.
"Got a really nice bus massage today from the guy sitting behind me. The best part it only cost the $3 bus fare."
by Spamalot1239 September 7, 2017
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